T-POSTS
T-posts, 6 ft, each
$7
Buy four more than you measured for. You always do.
AISLE 03
Nigerian Dwarfs, Pygmies & the fencing · 36 things
Goat
Rodeo
They will stand on your truck. They will find the one loose panel in a hundred feet of fence, and they will find it at 6am on a Saturday. Buy the fencing first. Everything else on this aisle is easier than admitting that.
How to read this aisle
OURSWe make it. Ships from us.
DIRECTOur store, maker ships it.
Fencing & panels
Aisle one for a reason
If you buy one thing on this page
The 16-foot
cattle panel
$32
DIRECT · FEED STORE
Not field fence. Not welded wire. A rigid 16-foot panel with 4×4 openings, wired to t-posts every four feet. A Nigerian Dwarf goes through field fence like it's a suggestion and gets her head stuck in 6×6. This is the answer, it costs thirty-two dollars, and it will outlive the goat.
What it beat
$400 of field fence, which lasted nine days before somebody was in the driveway.
What it doesn't fix
Climbing. Nothing on earth fixes climbing. Move what they climb.
HOT WIRE KIT
Solar hot-wire kit
$89
One strand at nose height. They test it once and remember forever.
GATE
4-ft walk gate
$68
Latch on the outside. This is not a small detail.
FENCE PLIERS
Fence pliers
$24
Lives in the truck. You will use it more than any other tool here.
A short and honest warning
Anything you leave in the pen is now a jungle gym.
The truck. The mower. The stack of pallets you meant to move. A goat's entire theory of the world is that the high place is better than the low place, and she is going to test that theory against your paint. This is not a training problem and there is nothing on this page that fixes it. Park somewhere else.
Feeders & hay racks
Off the ground or it's bedding
The pick
Wall-mount
hay rack
$46
pays for itself in wasted hay
Hay on the ground gets stood in, slept in, and then refused. A rack at shoulder height cuts your waste by better than half and keeps the worm load down at the same time. Mount it high enough that a kid can't climb in and get stuck, which they will otherwise try.
The rest of the shelf
Loose goat mineral, 25 lb
Loose, not a block. Goat tongues aren't built for blocks.
$26
Covered mineral feeder
Keeps rain out. Wet mineral turns into a brick nobody touches.
$19
Bucket hanger, over-panel
Because a bucket on the ground is a bucket on its side.
$9
Browse block
A treat, not a feed. Good for the twenty minutes you need them busy.
$14
Four more, including the creep feeder for kids.
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Hoof & health
Tools only — no medicine, ask your vetHOOF SHEARS
Orange-handle hoof shears
$24
Every six to eight weeks, whether you feel like it or not. The orange ones are orange so you can find them in the hay.
STAND
Milking & trim stand
$139
Expensive, and the one thing here that turns a two-person wrestling match into a ten-minute job you do alone.
COLLAR
Breakaway goat collar
$11
Breakaway, always. A fixed collar on a climbing animal is how you lose one.
Shelter & bedding
Three sides and a dry floorPine shavings, compressed
Not cedar. Cedar oil and small lungs don't get along.
$8
Stall mat, 4×6 rubber
Heavy enough that two people carry it. Worth every one of those pounds.
$58
Heat-lamp guard cage
Barn fires start with an unguarded bulb and a curious goat. Buy the cage.
$16
Calf hutch, used
The cheapest real shelter there is. Check the dairy sale barn first.
$95
Ours —
the tooled panel
Goat Rodeo got the leather treatment: floral tooling, a hay bale, and three animals doing exactly what goats do. Small runs, and when they're gone we cut a new plate.
Tooled-panel phone case
$34
The whole tooling scene wrapped on a hard shell. Turquoise on the collars is the only color on it.
OURS · SHOPIFY
Stamped leather keychain
$16
Veg-tan, one goat, your initials on the back if you want them. Gets better looking as it gets worse.
OURS · ETSY
Barn sign, 12×12 pine
$46
Printed on rough pine and sealed for a shed wall. Hangs on a nail, which is the point.
OURS · ETSY
Where the money goes
Everything else on this page is somebody else's product we happen to trust, and we make nothing when you buy it. These three are ours. That's the entire difference.